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These two trailer-trash women were talking to each
other, and one asked "How is your husband doing?" and
the other said "I think he is dead." So the first one asked
"What do you mean. . . you think?" so the second replied
"Well, the sex is the same but he hasn't worked on the
Harley in over a week!"
other, and one asked "How is your husband doing?" and
the other said "I think he is dead." So the first one asked
"What do you mean. . . you think?" so the second replied
"Well, the sex is the same but he hasn't worked on the
Harley in over a week!"
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Reno Harley Davidson Reno, Nevada
775-329-2913 Fax 329-2236
775-329-2913 Fax 329-2236
Shoemans Custom Cycles Reno, Nevada
775-348-9339
775-348-9339
EMR Evans Motorsports & RepairFallon, Nevada
775-423-8492 ATV Repair/Off Road MC/Tire
775-423-8492 ATV Repair/Off Road MC/Tire
Chaz O'Neills Performance Engineering Reno, Nevada
775-825-6100 MC Repair
775-825-6100 MC Repair
Tu Bruthers Motor Sports Fallon, Nevada
775-423-9555 MC Repair/Tire/ Rebuild
775-423-9555 MC Repair/Tire/ Rebuild
Phat Tat'z Tatto & Body Piercing Fallon, Nevada
775--423-2250
775--423-2250
Fallon Motorcycle Shop Fallon, Nevada
775-423-5319 MC Accessories
775-423-5319 MC Accessories
Outsiders Tattoo, 90 W. Center St Fallon, Nevada
775-980-7699
775-980-7699
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| Aslo works well as a pet tag |
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Attitude Is Everything
A man, having applied to join the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department (So. Calif.), is being interviewed, okay? The Sheriff says,
"Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you." Sliding a small bag across the desk,
he continues, "Take this gun with thirteen bullets, then go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, three lawyers, three politicians, and a
rabbit." The man asks, "Why the rabbit?"
"FanTAStic attitude!" says the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
A man, having applied to join the San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department (So. Calif.), is being interviewed, okay? The Sheriff says,
"Your qualifications are first-class but there is one test that you must pass before I can recruit you." Sliding a small bag across the desk,
he continues, "Take this gun with thirteen bullets, then go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, three lawyers, three politicians, and a
rabbit." The man asks, "Why the rabbit?"
"FanTAStic attitude!" says the Sheriff, "When can you start?"
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Neals Garage, Fallon, Nevada
775-423-8122 MC Tire/Repair
775-423-8122 MC Tire/Repair
Motorcycle Repair and Dealers Fallon and Reno/Carson Area
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HARLEY DAVIDSON RIDER TO THE RESCUE!
A forty-five year old man was riding his motorcycle when he saw his best friend being attacked by a large pit bull. The man jumped
off his bike, ran over and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his friend's body, he put the dog in a
choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the
motorcycle riding hero and said,
"Sir, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: 'Suzuki Rider is
Hero-Risks His Life & Saves Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.'"
The old biker said, "That's nice, but I'm not a damn Suzuki rider."
The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Honda rider saves friend's life in pit-bull attack.'"
The old biker said, "I'm not a damn Honda rider."
The editor thought for a moment and then replied, "Oh OK, it will read 'Yamaha rider saves friend's life.'"
Once again the old man interrupted by grumbling and saying, "Listen, sonny! I'm not a Yamaha rider either!"
The editor becoming somewhat irritated asked, "Well, then what kind of bike do you ride?"
The old biker drew up proudly and replied with a big smile, "HARLEY-DAVIDSON"
The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:
"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY INBRED REDNECK HILL SCOGGIN."
A forty-five year old man was riding his motorcycle when he saw his best friend being attacked by a large pit bull. The man jumped
off his bike, ran over and jumped on the dog's back. After prying the vicious animal's teeth from his friend's body, he put the dog in a
choke hold and held on until the dog was dead.
The local newspaper editor happened to witness this feat and after calling for an ambulance on his cell phone, ran over to the
motorcycle riding hero and said,
"Sir, that was one of the bravest things I have ever seen. You're going to make tomorrow's headlines. It will read: 'Suzuki Rider is
Hero-Risks His Life & Saves Friend From Vicious Pit Bull Attack.'"
The old biker said, "That's nice, but I'm not a damn Suzuki rider."
The editor said "O.K., then it will read 'Honda rider saves friend's life in pit-bull attack.'"
The old biker said, "I'm not a damn Honda rider."
The editor thought for a moment and then replied, "Oh OK, it will read 'Yamaha rider saves friend's life.'"
Once again the old man interrupted by grumbling and saying, "Listen, sonny! I'm not a Yamaha rider either!"
The editor becoming somewhat irritated asked, "Well, then what kind of bike do you ride?"
The old biker drew up proudly and replied with a big smile, "HARLEY-DAVIDSON"
The next morning the local newspaper headlines read:
"BELOVED FAMILY PET MURDERED IN COLD BLOOD BY INBRED REDNECK HILL SCOGGIN."
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